Well, it's true. Even lesbian Pirate Queens have birthdays.
Starr Ann and I wish Our Finest One, Cap'n Dyke, a magical natal day filled with love, lightheartedness and laughter. And yes, plunderin' an' pillagin' too, because we know how happy that makes her!
Everybody's invited to Happy Hands Ranch tonight to raise a tankard to The Creamy One Herself. Practice your piratese and bring your most piratical ways.
Oh, and Starr Ann challenges the whole lot of you to a game of WWPD.
